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Sep 2

So…how do you even meet people after college?

Sep 2
silentmania:

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 


Yes

silentmania:

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

Yes

Sep 2

(Source: best-of-memes)

Sep 2

unionhack:

same

Dandy is my soul animal

(Source: my-kokoro-just-brokoro)

Sep 2

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

Sep 2

(Source: rikype)

Sep 2
mechanicusdeus:

the-emperor-protects:

Solder of the Death Korp of KRIIIIIEEEEEEEEEG!!! In the snow searching for their next battle for the glory of the Emeperor!!

Searching for battle doesn’t sound wise… nor logistically sound. They’ll be more likely to find a fight if they go back to base and are deployed normally rather than simply wandering and looking for enemies.

Heresy grows from idleness.

mechanicusdeus:

the-emperor-protects:

Solder of the Death Korp of KRIIIIIEEEEEEEEEG!!! In the snow searching for their next battle for the glory of the Emeperor!!

Searching for battle doesn’t sound wise… nor logistically sound. They’ll be more likely to find a fight if they go back to base and are deployed normally rather than simply wandering and looking for enemies.

Heresy grows from idleness.

Sep 2

r3nt-2-0:

Random person:
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?

Me:
Right..

Random person:
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?

Me:
…because…well,it’s complicated.

Sep 2

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

Anonymous

Sep 2

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

Because abs don’t require ab-specific workouts? Because we all have abdominal muscles, it’s just body fat that collects over them?

Or because THEY ARE MYTHICAL HORSE PEOPLE.